WEDDING HORRORS or FUNNIES :-D

As a wedding planner, a good rule of thumb is to realize ahead of time that nothing ever always goes as planned! Let me emphasize this again beloved readers o' mine, there is no 100% everything-will-go-as-planned or your money back guaranteed policy! Never! EVER! Things WILL go wrong... Not to scare you to death on your upcoming wedding, but it's good to fully expect for the "realities" (we'll call them) of your wedding. I'm talking irresponsible wedding party, wardrobe malfunctions, rowdy guests, transportation issues, and trust me the list can go on! Rest assured, with a little planning, good help, and of course me :) your wedding will be beautiful. Here's some advice to sooth your soul, from other Brides who have experienced it! Check out my faves!



Always & Forever,




Sarah-Nicole
RAE <3





NAKED BRIDESMAIDS
Well I have yet to get married but im already having HORROR stories! So, I had eight girls in my wedding.. notice I said "had"! Well all of their dresses final payments were due August 1st. Out of all the 8 girls, the least important one (she agreed to be a replacement) paid for her dress. The rest of them either put down payments or didn't put anything at all! Ikicked all the girls out of the wedding so now i'm going to have my mother give me away AND be my matron of honor. At the sametime, i'm still going to have 8 groomsmen. I know people are going to ask why I dont have any bridesmaids and i'm going to answer with, "women cant be trusted!!" - Jaz "B2B" (Aug. 17, 2010)


HILLBILLY WEDDING
"Some of my grandfather's family are "hillbilly" country-folk. My distant cousin Forrest (yes, that's his name) attending another cousin's formal wedding in dirty, smelly denim overalls. He's got some sort of learning disability and still lives with his mother. At the same wedding, his mother was telling people that she just came out of a 20 yr coma. She was never in a coma....People are crazy." -Anonomyous!